Earlier in my series of rants, I wrote an article about being fat and whether it was actually fierce. Not known to many of you is that I actually fall under that category of what the socially stuck up would call “Fat”. Strange I know… but am far from a hypocritical arse who would bash others for a condition that we both suffer from. However, fact of the matter is that I am not a sufferer of weight. This is the point where I believe I take on the supreme role of telling all you self righteous pricks off and actually drawing the line on what is fat and what is fierce.
First of all, I believe that no matter how bony or agile you are, you have no right to discriminate other people for body mass. On the other hand, all you chunky lazy asses should pick yourselves up and walk a little! That far, I think I have already confused a number of you on what I am actually talking about. Therefore I will proceed to give you a list of myths and facts about body weight that may or may not have scientific proof but basically based on my own coined conclusions and thoughts!
- • First fact is that there are different levels of chunky. There are people who are really fat and others are just curvy, plain and simple. Get the difference people because the next person who calls me fat….I will drop my plate of cake and stab them with my fork! People who actually work on a curvy body rather than let go of themselves and act as a better advert mascot for Michelin tyres deserve a little more credit don’t you think?
- • Now theirs is a myth told by fat people that I really have to point out….it’s in my genes! This is one of the most commonly told lie by fat people and will basically send them to hell. I also used to be a victim of this “it’s in my genes” illusion until I had a reality check, got myself into the gym and lost a good 16 kilos to the curvaceous beauty that I am now. I do agree that genes play a huge role in size; however, once you realize that you fall in the danger zone, you have to put a little extra effort to stay healthy as compared to other people. I run( if something is chasing me) and I try to eat right(…if not right now!). Sitting back and letting your genes do the driving will lead you to thunderous crash!
- • Not all fat people eat a lot to become fat! Am sure all of your righteous skinny pricks at one point or another have seen a fat person buying cake in the supermarket and thought to yourself “she does not need that cake, isn’t she full already?” you unlearned villains should know that being fat can also be caused by a high metabolism whereby and individual may eat the same amount of food as you do but still end up with love handles. This is why people with high metabolism are encouraged to keep a high activity level lest they fall victim to the taunts of bony bullies.
- • Many people who are overweight (as the politically correct language) or fat in simple terms are encouraged to love themselves, develop a thick skin and ignore what other people say about them… a whole lot of hogwash I say! I think being bullied as a fat person is the universe’s way of communicating to you that you are unhealthy, at risk of not only being socially awkward but also dying from a disease caused by the excessive fat in your system. Get healthy, get concerned about your future, whether you will be able to walk in the next couple of years or need a handy forklift around.
If you have noticed so far, I have ventured into the best of both worlds, I am against bullying and picking on fat people as much as I am against fat people fooling themselves that they are okay. What I am trying to create is a balance between the two worlds which is actually me (note: I am blowing my own trumpet here). I do relate and sympathize with people who have weight issues but I also believe that no one should be a slave to what their digestive system chooses to do with every plate of food they down. It is not even a social issue as much as it is a health issue. I encourage all people to live and eat healthy and I tell all these scrawny bullies (that I can easily snap into two) to back off before the fat people get angry. They are not only bigger than you but also have years of bullying locked up that they can choose to let out on your skinny arses!
Disclaimer: the author of this article wishes to be exempted from all hurt feelings or cracked ribs caused by this article. I am only concerned about what I write, what you understand is none of my business.
TC!